Introducing the Luxury Minimony Package at Bella Collina, where we believe in the magic of
matrimony without the mayhem of mega weddings. Nestled in the heart of Stokesdale, North
Carolina, Bella Collina Mansion is where wedding dreams come true, but without the need for
a year-long engagement or a planner thicker than your favorite novel.
Think of Luxury Minimonies as the espresso shot of weddings: small, potent, and absolutely
delightful. Perfect for those who want to tie the knot without getting tangled in endless
planning. Want the charm without the chaos? The intimacy without the insanity? How about
making it all happen...oh, I don't know...this week?
Yes, you heard right. We're offering the chance to jump into matrimonial bliss faster than
you can say "I do" – on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, by appointment only. Because
why reserve romance for the weekends?
So, if you're ready to skip the stress and fast-forward to the "forever after" with an
intimate gathering that's more about the moment and less about the fanfare, Bella Collina's
Luxury Minimony Package is your ticket to paradise. Just think: less time planning, more
time enjoying the newlywed glow. Now, isn't that a luxury worth saying "yes" to?
Introducing the Luxury Minimony Ceremony Package at Bella Collina Mansion, where we've distilled the essence of a lavish wedding into a potent, pocket-sized celebration – all for the bargain price of $1,195.00*. It's like a concentrated love potion, minus the risk of turning into a frog.
What's in the potion, you ask?
Because nothing says "We just got hitched!" like the pop of a champagne cork. It's classy, it's bubbly, and it's the perfect way to kick off your mini marital bliss.
It's like your dream wedding cake went through the dryer – still delicious, just more...concentrated. Perfect for sharing or, you know, not.
Choose your tune, whether it's the classic wedding march or the theme song from your favorite TV show. Just remember, no matter the song, walk slower than your excitement level.
Because even at a minimony, it's nice to know who's getting married. Plus, they make for great "We did it!" selfies.
The magic ingredient to make it all official. They're like a fairy godperson with the power to turn your love story into a legally binding adventure.
Not just any witness, but a staff member who's seen it all and is still a sucker for love stories. They'll probably cry more than your mom.
Because if you don't have photos, did it even happen? Our pro will capture your minimony magic, with images ready faster than most people's online shopping habits – within six weeks!
Roam the mansion like it's your own (for two hours, at least). Find your best angles, cut the cake, and maybe even hide when it's time to leave.
Because "intimate" doesn't mean "just the two of us," but it's close. Bring your nearest and dearest, or just enough people to make a decent conga line.
So, if you're ready to tie the knot without getting tied up in the endless planning, the Luxury Minimony Ceremony Package is your golden ticket to matrimonial bliss, Bella Collina style. It's all the wedding, with none of the fuss, because we believe love isn't measured by the guest list.
*Price does not include the cost of not inviting your third cousin twice removed. You'll have to handle that awkward conversation on your own.
Sometimes, you can't! We have a list of a la carte options available to make your special day even more special below.
Ah, the beauty of customization! Because why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can have a
wedding that actually serves cookies... or whatever your heart desires? Here at the "Make Your Day Even
More Yours" Emporium, we understand that sometimes the standard package feels a bit like wearing someone
else's suit – it fits, but does it really?
So, for those moments when "just enough" isn't quite enough, we present to you our smorgasbord of a la
carte options:
Got more friends than you thought? For a mere $50.00 a pop, you can invite them to witness your bliss...or just to make the ceremony seating less spacious. Your call.
Because nothing screams celebration like bubbly! At $5.00 a guest, you can ensure everyone gets a glass. Just think of it as liquid joy, minus the cleanup of actual confetti.
Cake, the universal symbol for "This is a party." For an extra $5.00 a guest, ensure everyone gets a piece. Because the only thing worse than a wedding crasher is a cake-less guest.
Remember, indecision is a decision too, but unfortunately, we require your actual decisions to be made at the ten-day mark before the event. It's like a countdown to your countdown, ensuring that on your big day, the only surprises are the good kind (like finding out Aunt Martha can breakdance).
So, go ahead, sprinkle a little extra special on your special day. After all, it's not every day you get married (we hope). Let's make sure it's decked out in all the trimmings – just like your fifth-grade birthday party, but with better champagne and hopefully fewer clowns.
